The night shift can be lonely. It can be long. For those who volunteer all day however, it's the only work to be found. Protecting the Republic doesn't pay what it used to, and neither does supporting a rebel alliance. Therefore, after these Jedi put away their light sabers, they get out their work gloves and tune into their favorite radio stations, because it's going to be a long night. On the night shift.
Mace Windu-
Meat Packaging Worker.
The party may be over, but after saving a group of friends on Geonosis, Mace Windu makes for the bologna mines of Dubrilion. There he packages all sorts of galactic lunch meat. Sure when he shows up to the council the next day his robes may stink of processed nerf meat, but the other council members don't mind because they get free meat for their sandwiches. The only problem with working at the Dubrillion bologna mines is the fact that the processed nerf meat creates toxic fumes that cause baldness in most species.
Aayla Secura-
What Do You Think?
Aayla is one good looking Twilek. Unfortunately her master, Quilan Vos, didn't make her feel very appreciated with that whole, "forgot who I was" episode. Needless to say when it came time for her to find work this Twilek headed for the blue light district of Coruscant. There she works as an entertainer at the Ugnaught's Delight. The pay isn't as high as she would hope, but when the patrons come in after abusing some death sticks she can get some good tips.
Shaak-Ti -
Tech-Support.
Starting around midnight the majority of the workers at the Blast-tech Incorporated call center head home. It is also the time that Shaak-Ti comes in. While at her cramped cubicle Shaak-Ti takes all sorts of tech support calls. When a blaster jams she walks the customers through how to get the DH-11 model working again. She has only worked there a short time, and the supervisors had a hard time finding a headset that fit around her oddly shaped head. The pay is very poor at the customer service center for Blast-tech, but Shaak-Ti doesn't buy very much makeup.
Plo-Koon -
Tabana Gas Gatherer.
Gatherer? Is that how you say it? Anyway, it's what Plo Koon does after hours. On the planet Bespin he has been working the night shift for about four years. He is a foreman and does very well. While the fumes may bother some of the other workers, that respirator looking thing on his face allows him to breath easy. Being a supervisor, the work is not too arduous and the benefits are excellent. The betrayal and star fighter explosion insurance may come in handy.
Kit Fisto -
Stand Up Comedian
This Naotolan works at a comedy club after patrolling the galaxy. There at the Laughing Lizard Monkey, Fisto's set last about an hour. He has 3 shows nightly. Be warned though, if you are sensitive to the racial differences between the Quarren and the Mon Calamari, you may find his material some what offensive. And he does drop the "N" bomb form time to time. So don't be shocked if you go home calling everyone, "My Nerf Herder."
Anakin Skywalker-
Mechanic
While he should be taking acting lessons, Anakin spends his night's fixing things. He's good at fixing things. He takes on odd jobs mostly, and he has an add on cleigslist.com if you are interested. Get it? Cleig Lars was the name of that dude that married his mom. You may be familiar with "craigslist/com". I took the "craig" and replaced it with "cleig". Ha. Ha. Ha.
Qui-Gon Jin -
Hair Dresser
In a galaxy this big, many salons are open 24 hours. There are just such salons on Malistare, very fast, very dangerous. It is there that you will find Qui-Gon cutting and styling at the Beautiful Bantha. What ever style you want, Qui Gon can make it happen. If you want something totally new don't worry about it. Qui-Gon will sit and mediate until he comes up with the perfect style to match your needs. The Beautiful Bantha is now accepting republic credits, so act quickly.
Obi-Wan Kenobi-
Works From Home
Since Obi Wan is in hiding, he does not go out at night to work. Instead with just his computer he makes up to $3,000.00 a month filling out surveys! You can too! Just go to rodianscam.com today and sign up! Again, with just a home computer, and a couple hours a day you can make up to $3,000.00 a month!*
*Obi Wan's experience with rodianscam.com is not accurate and his false experience is not typical.
Yoda-
Cage Fighter
The night life on Dagobah is more exciting than you may expect. Sure there are not a lot of sentient life forms on the planet, but doesn't mean Yoda can't find night work. The Mynock Mixed Martial Arts Assoc. has nightly prize fights. The winner usually will take home a sizable purse. With Yoda's acrobatic ability's he's able to defeat even bigger opponents. These large opponents will eat things like serpent tails and swamp root to bulk up. How do they get so big eating food of this kind?
Luke Skywalker -
Voice Actor
Though you wouldn't think it, Luke is a very good voice actor. While on Tattooine he has lent his voice to Holo-Net cartoons and different video games. While when you hear him whining about not getting to go to Tosche Station to pick up power converters, it is hard to believe he is also the voice of the Joker. That's right, they have Batman in the Star Wars Galaxy too. It's in the special features on the Blue-Ray disc for A New Hope. What you don't have Star Wars on Blue-Ray yet?
I'm sure it's in the special features.
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