The Ghoul of Infinity.

Hello. I am the Ghoul of Infinity. I have always been around. I am taking the time to introduce myself to you for the purpose of educating your small brain. The world as you see it only exist because I, the Ghoul of Infinity allows it to exist so.

Take the lizard. I have constructed the lizard as a foul little creature to stick it's tongue out at you and to walk around like a lizard. I have given it instruction to take up residence on the rocks of the field so that it soaks up sun. The lizards all report to me and give me the juicy sun power in the form of a twice daily chewable tablet. Fear my lizard lording powers!

Also I have dominion over the oceans of the globe. While I, the Ghoul of Infinity is unable to swim, I have used a universal floating mechanism to purvey the oceans and have thrown scaly fish and all manner of aquatic vegetation before them. I do not know why I have done this though. The fish of the ocean are useless to me. I might actually take this time to curse the fishes and vegetation. Perhaps not. Let's move on.

I have taken plastic cards and imprinted binary information on a magnetic strip. These cards have been distributed through out the inhabited regions of deserts and the highest peaks of low valleys. I am sure you have one with you now. That's correct, I, the Ghoul of Infinity have delivered unto you the tool of you very destruction! Take the plastic card and slide it through vendor's machines to deliver unto yourself all manner of fried foods and designer television sets. As you mounting debt and consumerism builds around you watch as the walls of reality crash around your skulls! Ha Ha! You are all my servants!

I, the Ghoul of Infinity am not all bad though. I have also helped children in impoverished lands build little shelters and stuff. The homes are furnished with furniture made of poodle bones and painted with the blood of chihuahuas. Nice little houses. Running water and everything. The Ghoul of Infinity hates dogs.

I do other stuff too, but the Ghoul of Infinity has a job that pays an hourly rate and must get back to work. Be mindful of my powers and ability's!